April 25, 201214 yr comment_96263 If u find a funny or interesting story don't hesitate to share it with us!!!!It can be a short or long it doesnt matter.If u think its good just post it. I will start with this one. A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule. A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk. A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work. The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on. In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition. No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars. Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100. This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context? Here is a clip i found there he is playing at the metrohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hnOPu0_YWhw Its quite interising isnt it?If we do not even have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing? Report
April 25, 201214 yr Author comment_96267 Another one i just found now: The robber who tried to break into a house and ended up as a sexual slave for 3 days. A Russian robber broke into the salon of 28-year-old hairdresser who was armed with significant martial arts training.The woman held the 32-year-old armed robber captive for two days as her personal sex slave.He was gagged, kept handcuffed to a radiator with pink furry handcuffs , and allegedly fed Viagra before being forced into intercourse with the woman on multiple occasions.After approximately 48 hours of punishment, the man was released from his prison, heading straight to the hospital for treatment for a torn frenulum.He then went to the police to report Olga for "actions of a sexual nature". Shocked police then arrested Olga, who promptly reported Viktor for robbery. "What a bastard," Olga complained. "Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."Olga and Viktor are both now apparently on charges, the woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery. Epic fail for both of them ^^This phrase made my day "But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left." Report
April 27, 201214 yr Author comment_96707 @FrankineAdmit it frankine u just want the free food. But dont make the same mistake as this one. The robber who asked his victim on a date Not only did a trio of robbers hold up a couple in their home, but one of the men came back two hours later and asked the female victim out on a date. The robbery occurred in Columbus, Ohio on a Sunday night when a couple was accosted by three robbers in their home. Stephon Bennett, 20, of Columbus, was arrested after he returned to the home and asked one of his victims, Diana Martinez, for a date. The woman recognized the wayward lothario as one of the trio and she asked a relative to call the police. Bennett was arrested in front of the house. He was arraigned on one charge of aggravated robbery, is being held in Franklin County jail on $100,000 bail and is waiting to be assigned a public defender. Report
April 27, 201214 yr Author comment_96723 Here is a little picture of her with the pink furry handcuffs she doesnt look that bad i think(its hard to tell with the censorship) but decide it yourself if you would or not ^^.http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96979_a605_1-slave.jpg Report
April 27, 201214 yr comment_96725 I cant see the pic do you have a link ? ( im on my phone...) Report
April 27, 201214 yr Author comment_96728 cant you wait till u are home roflLink Edit:rofl caca ok next try ^^Try this Link Report
April 27, 201214 yr Author comment_96734 Italian prisoner prefers cell to wife An Italian prisoner who was given home leave for good behaviour asked to go back to his cell after spending less than a day with his wife.The 40-year-old was given a 72 hour pass by the governor at Vigevano prison, near Pavia in northern Italy.But within minutes of meeting his wife they had an argument and he called the prison asking to be taken back inside.A spokesman at the jail said: "We got a call from him saying he couldn't stand being with his wife and was it possible to go back to his cell. He said he didn't want to spend another minute with her."It was a very unusual request as we normally get inmates asking when they can leave and not if they can come in. "He was told it was not a problem all he had to do was come back and he would go straight to his cell and within an hour he was at the prison gate." His wife must be a motormouth lol Report
April 28, 201214 yr comment_96738 @FrankineAdmit it frankine u just want the free food. Darn, spotted ! For the Italian, he should put some... things in her mouth... Report
April 29, 201214 yr Author comment_96849 funny quote t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightBlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...BlackAdder> WRONG BTICHBlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOUBlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIESBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNYBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIESBlackAdder> IN FACTBlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOWBlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CAREBlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.**** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightCRCError> rightheartless> Right.r3v> right Report
May 17, 201214 yr Author comment_99990 Funny Dumb Laws in the United States NebraskaIt is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.MarylandIn Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.ArkansasNo person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 p.mCaliforniaIn Los Angeles, It is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.In Walnut, No person shall wear a mask or disguise on a public street without a permit from the sheriff.ChinaAccording to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college. Guess the guy who wrote this did NOT go to college.ColoradoColorado Water laws prohibit the use of rain barrels or any methods to catch rain for use.IllinoisA state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.In Zion, It is illegal for anyone to give cats, dogs, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar.IndianaIn Indianapolis, No horse shall be driven or ridden on any street in the city at a speed in excess of ten (10) miles per hour.IowaIn Ottumwa, It is illegal for any man, within the corporate city limits, to wink at any female with whom he is "unacquainted.KentuckyA female shall not appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state.MississippiA state law prohibits the seduction of a female over the age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage.New YorkIt is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods.In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.In Staten Island, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."New York CityYou may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.It is illegal to have permit dancing in an establishment that sells food without a cabaret license.It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".OhioIn Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.In Youngstown, You may not run out of gasOklahomaIt Is Illegal To Have A sleeping Donkey In Your BathtubSouth CarolinaThere's no place for fun... It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machineWest VirginiaIf any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offenseTennesseeYou must beleive in god to be elected into office. You also are not permitted into office if you were in contendant in a duel Report
May 18, 201214 yr comment_100097 OklahomaIt Is Illegal To Have A sleeping Donkey In Your Bathtub The best one xD Report
May 18, 201214 yr Author comment_100164 Especially because it has to be a sleeping donkey.... Does that mean a non-sleeping donkey is fine?? Who is even so insane and let a donkey sleep in his bathtub lol. These americans are crazy... Report
May 18, 201214 yr comment_100231 OhioIn Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2012/20/1337381698-n635868387_8820.jpg Report
July 7, 201214 yr Author comment_107696 Money There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.""Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?""I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check." Report
July 7, 201214 yr Author comment_107699 The World's Funniest Real Ads Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.Snow Blower for sale"¦only used on snowy days.Cows, calves never bred"¦also 1 gay bull for sale.Nice Parachute "“ Never opened. Used once.1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800. Report
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