October 4, 201015 yr comment_40276 http://www.cleverbot.com/Ou comment perdre 50minutes facilement... pas trop mal pour parler anglais ou se faire un ami (oui c'est un homme, et il est hetero (désolé distu)) User: Salut. Cleverbot: Bonjour. User: Alors comme ça tu parles français? Cleverbot: Oui mais tu as une cigarette ? User: Non. Cleverbot: Oui, dommage. User: Oui quoi? Cleverbot: Oui, j'aime englais. User: Analphabète va! Cleverbot: That does not make sense. User: Sisi je te le dis. Cleverbot: No non è divertente. User: Owned cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What's funny? User: You. Cleverbot: Why am I funny? User: Because you are saying you are not cleverbot. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: So what are you? Cleverbot: I am your slave. User: Aha! Cleverbot: What do you think about matrix. User: Tututu, if you are my slave I want coffee. Cleverbot: Yes Master, I will do whatever you tell me. User: You master want you near my house in one hour. Cleverbot: Satan will lose the war of Armaggedon. Jesus Christ will defeat him. User: Wtf? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: So, come to my house. Cleverbot: Where is your house? User: At pqris. Cleverbot: Where is your home? User: xxxx at Paris, come on! Cleverbot: Is that where you are. User: Yeah, take your leg and come on slave! Cleverbot: Are you upset? User: Stop try to get time, come on my house. Cleverbot: Where is your house? User: I ever answer this question. Cleverbot: What is the question? User: Ahahah. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: You are inpotent, I make you bug. Cleverbot: You're not. User: Yes I did, you maked one minute to answer with a ban sentence. Cleverbot: And what would I do with a baseball bat? User: Cheater answer my first question: come on slave! Cleverbot: Loop four times. User: What? Cleverbot: Don't try to change the subject. User: Ohoh, are you tring to change the subjects? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So what is funny? Cleverbot: Do you? User: I am funny. Cleverbot: You don't make sense. User: Yeah but you too! Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: What is the first thing I said to you? Cleverbot: Do as you say and I live. User: What is my first word in this conversation? Cleverbot: You're. User: And wich one? Cleverbot: English. User: It was a french word AHAHAHA. Cleverbot: What was a few hours ago? When we first met? User: We met 15minute ago. Cleverbot: NO, we met a few weeks ago! User: Wait, what? Cleverbot: Ok, change the subject? User: Nonono I want to know tell me about our first met. Cleverbot: How could you not know? Just think about it some more. User: Can you tell me some details? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So give me the details. Cleverbot: Ok. User: I'm hearing you. Cleverbot: Are you? User: Where we met? I want to know it's very disturbing. Cleverbot: You have all the answers, you are the universe. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: No I a human and you are a bot. User: Yeah, I am cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So if you are the human you will try to talk with me. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Yes, I said it. Cleverbot: So you won't marry me? User: No because you are humain I a bot. Cleverbot: Yes I am a bot. What are you? User: A bot. Cleverbot: What is a bot? User: Something like water. Cleverbot: Like me? You mean it is human? User: Water? Human? No way! You still a software. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: You are not real. Cleverbot: I am real. User: Proove it. Cleverbot: How? User: Send me an email. Cleverbot: I think I'd rather not. User: Yeah, but you'ill preserve your integrity. Cleverbot: How you don't know me. User: Describe me what the fire. Cleverbot: How about Sarah? Would you want your name to be Sarah? User: Describe me what the fire. Cleverbot: Well... You certainly don't but the 'clever' in Cleverbot, so I would have to say 'bot'. User: You are cheating! Answer my question. Cleverbot: What question? User: Can you describe the fire? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: You are saying no because you cannot. Cleverbot: I have 2 ears that work just fine. User: You cannot describe the fire lol! Cleverbot: You think you can destroy me? User: If you are unreal? I can't. Cleverbot: That is rude. You should tell me. User: Yeah but I know what is the fire. Cleverbot: Rainbow is an arc of colored light in the sky caused by refraction of the sun's rays by rain. User: This is rainbow, not fire. Cleverbot: Yeah... You really don't make much sense. It's like I'm talking to a rock. User: And for me it's like I'am talking to a bot... Cleverbot: Do you sometimes have very violent urges? User: Ya. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: I feel a pressure in my pants, so I go to the toilets. Cleverbot: Why do you feel intimidated? User: I'll answer if you descibe what is fire. Cleverbot: Female. User: In other words? Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: What time is it? Cleverbot: Right now it's 11:53 AM. User: Am? Cleverbot: Pm. User: PmN. Cleverbot: 14:23. User: Pm? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Am? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Pm? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Pm?! Cleverbot: Yes. User: PM! Cleverbot: Sense. You do not make it. User: Whate are you? Gay? Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: So you are hetero. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So you like boys. Cleverbot: Are you universal healthcare? User: Answer me. Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a question? User: Yeah, do you like boys. Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite book? User: DO YOU LIKE BOYS??? Cleverbot: No. User: So you are a boy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: No you are not a boy you are a dog ahaha. Cleverbot: Well why did you ask me then? User: I wanted to test you. Cleverbot: Test what? Report
October 4, 201015 yr Author comment_40289 Rectification , j'ai passé 1h30 a discuter avec ... un bot.En syncro cyber conversait avec Dieu. Report
October 4, 201015 yr comment_40291 Bon bah moi jai fait un tour ... Pour arriver a sa en 2 min apres c'est pu de mon niveau de connerie ... Cleverbor : Dommage. Too bad? Moi : Hein? Cleverbot : Quoi? Moi : C'est toi quoi? Cleverbot : Dieu! Je suis dieu! Ok.... D'accord donc si cyber parlais avec dieu je suppose que il parlait a ce putain de bot aussi lol Report
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